A Tale of the Seven Beans

BEAN BONANZA

Funkatron · Snood of the Funklands

Brangus's blight has crawled into Veydril's western bough. The beans hang heavy and wrong, and the rot pushes them down toward the sacred creme vat. Granny Brulka hands you the stein-cannon: "Match three. Pop 'em clean. And if the rot touches the creme — we riot." — as overheard at the Grey Goblin Inn

MOUSEaim the stein-cannon CLICK / SPACEfire bean RIGHT-CLICK / Xswap with next bean P / ESCpause and read bean powers Mtoggle the funk (music)

Level 1 of 6

THE FUNKLANDS

THE ROT TOUCHED THE CREME

Mediocriteez giggles somewhere beyond the stars. The vat is compromised. Granny Brulka is already loading her cobbler. — it is, technically, a weapon

THE BOUGH IS CLEAN

the groove is restored

Six kingdoms' worth of blighted beans, popped clean out of the sky. Veydril's tempo steadies. The creme is safe. Somewhere, Captain TC Poole raises a mug he did not pay for. "That's the groove. Don't fight it. Just dance."

Level Spoils

REWARD DRAW

The bough coughs up contraband. Granny Brulka says it is probably educational.

Attack TC Card

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The Groove Waits

PAUSED

Aim with the mouse or a finger. Match three or more. Creme is wild now, and every proper bean has its own little bad idea.

RUNⱣ 0 · Stage 1 BESTⱣ 0 · Stage 1 COMBO×0 BEANS0 popped forever

CREMEwild bean; joins any color match BUCKkicks loose the whole row DIRTYsplashes adjacent beans NAUGHTYhexes neighbors into the matched color ZESTzaps the column like bottled lightning STANKpushes the rot back one notch

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Best ReachStage 1

The Funklands

Level 1 of 6

Rot pushes in

8 shots

Loaded

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Creme is wild · Buck rows · Dirty splashes · Naughty hexes · Zest columns · Stank buys space