The Naughty Book of Secrets
The coveted tome of Captain Poole. Coveted by mediocre boring-ass streamers of planet Earth, this ancient tome holds the secrets to TC’s next level production.
NBoS Bounty?!
The Evil Beff Jezos, in his quest for eternal life and freeing his Master, Mediocriteez
Top Turnbuckle Knowledge
The NBoS contains many secrets pertaining to Old Minkish and even Ye Old Funk
100 million billion Poolong?!
Every smuggler and assassin this side of Nebulon 9 is plotting to find TC Poole and take his Naughty Book of Secrets
